Jeff Chappell: He Slices, He Dices! He Even Makes Julienne Fries!
You can view my traditional, chronological resume here; or you can view a somewhat atypical, somewhat European curriculum vitae here.
Downloadable PDFs for your local or offline viewing pleasure coming … someday. I wouldn’t hold your breath, however.
Oh, and I really have no idea what Julienne fries are. Well, I didn’t until I Googled it just now; I had to check to see if it was a proper noun or not. What did we do before the Internet and Wikipedia?
Julienne is a type of kitchen knife. Since it historically may be derived from a proper name, I’ll capitalize it. Spelling counts; a good editor and journalist is nothing if not a bit pedantic, after all; that’s their jig.